Up in the Berkeley section of Ocean County, Yankees then Mets ballplayer Todd Frazier is being attacked by wild turkeys. All right, maybe he isn’t being attacked as much as unholily harassed, but news reports make it sound mighty assaultive, as does Todd. He recently tweeted, to a viral end, “They (turkeys) are a big problem here. They have come close to harming my family and friends, ruined my cars, trashed my yard and much more…”
Here’s hoping he doesn’t resort to his batting talents to eliminate the big-bird overflow. I’m not serious, right Todd?
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