DEAD STICKING FOR THIEVES: We have a new brand of fishing surfacing in Long Beach Township. The quarry: Bike dogs. Say what?!

The LBTPD is casting forth bait bikes in an effort to snag a cooler’s worth of the Island’s overpopulated bike-thief stocks. Bike thievery often runs rampant hereabouts. Using rigged bait bikes to draw in crooks is the ultimate in angling for garbage fish.