I had to drive my daughter’s carnot toolong ago- don’t ask. I had to make a trip to Atlantic City early Sunday morning in weather that wasn’t exactly the best. You know, those summer downpours that totally make you blind as you are driving the Parkway with all those knuckleheads doing 90 trying to get to the casinos fast before they all shut down and there’s no good place to go anymore to lose your money. Maybe an LBI casino? Don’t let that rumor get out or they’ll move the tennis courts again.

I really couldn’t see in the downpour, even with the wipers on super-speed.