Today’s theme: If the Chinese can do it … why can’t all y’all?

Not that many years back, the entire 1.4-billion-soul nation of China was thoroughly bugged by an unprecedented showing of house flies, gazillions of them. Seeing no easy way out, short of a unadvised saturation spraying of the entire nation, the government instead opted to order the making of millions and millions of flyswatters … all wikiwiki.

In a communist instant, Beijing was the proud recipient of good old-fashioned American-designed long-handled…