Regularly, this squeaky-clean column would never think of touching the likes of a well-endowed, bombshell adult film star. However, I must duly make an exception in the case of “award-winning,” triple-X actress Stephanie Clifford – commonly undressed by … I mean commonly addressed by her stage name, Stormy Daniels.

In 2004, Ms. Daniels – May I call you Stormy? – won the restrictively prestigious Adult Video News award for best new porn starlet.