If there’s another relief bill after this current $1.9 trillion whopper, there should be something in there for teachers. For the educators bravely showing up for students, or perhaps more bravely, trying to teach sight words to a bunch of first-graders shouting into their iPads from home between fart noises, maybe a margarita machine for the faculty lounge is in order?

From administrators to students, teachers to parents, for the past year, education has been harder than finding two ripe…