DAMN THE BAN, PER SOME: As someone who dogmatically preaches de-littering and de-polluting the planet – and having vocally championed plastic bag bans – it’s with a reusable bag’s worth of counter-intuitiveness that I herein must/should offer a bit of a reality check in the name of journalistic objectivity.

Better hold onto your organic babushkas because I will herein admit that banning one-use plastic bags is no more than a sub-Band-Aid fix, far more symbolic than therapeutic.