So the last few weeks my drivel has been geared around hyper-local happenings. This week I’m taking it to the national political level. You may have heard that the Democratic Party made a huge late May fundraising push.

I know this because I donated to the Obama campaign in 2008. After eight years of one step forward, four steps back, Obama seemed like he was driving the A-Team van to save us, cobbling together weapons out of PVC pipes, duct tape and heads of cabbage.