I don’t know if you heard this week, what with the stable genius administration dominating the international news cycle, but the Gen Z term “six seven” is officially dead. Not to worry, kids will still be driving their parents crazy with “chopped,” “cook” and “glaze,” which have nothing to do with anything in the kitchen but are the slang words of their generation.

And they repeat it. And repeat it. And we threaten to toss them in the bay, which is currently about 34 degrees.