STORAGE HOARDS: Out of fear of being featured on the next heart-wrenching (snicker) episode of “Hoarders,” I broke down and rented a storage unit – though I still root for the hoarders on “Hoarders” to win now and again.

By the by: Notice how you don’t see a “Hoarders” episode where officious, self-righteous people aggressively burst into the filled-to-the-gills home of a guns and explosives hoarder.