If there’s a pro for every con
And an off for every on …
And a right for every wrong
And a short for every long …
Why not pills for all our ills
And some hair where it’s so bare?

If there’s a smooth for every rough
And a weak for every tough
And a yes for every no
And a stop for every go
Why not cures for those impaired
From scientists and labs who cared?

March 4, 2026