In February 2017 I wrote a column called “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Dreaded Old Age.” I shared my discovery that dreaded “old age” wasn’t as bad as I’d anticipated. OA actually had many benefits: More people hold doors open for you, give you and your bottle of Geritol their place in line, and charge you only a small fortune at movie theaters when they see your gray hair.
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