The weatherman got it wrong!
Let’s crucify him LBI-style! Let’s dunk his ass in the freezing Barnegat Bay and lash him to the bulkhead in the .jpg northwest winds. Let’s dip him in hot taffy, roll him in the sugar sand and make him watch every season of “Hell’s Kitchen.” Just for fun, we can bring in Gordon Ramsey, who will berate the poor guy in the most condescending manner, for our pleasure. Let’s starve him all day and then send him down the icy Boulevard on a Wednesday trying to find a place to eat.
Following last week’s historically not-so-historic snowstorm, folks are up in arms about the weather forecast, which…
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