Why is it that after any kind of disaster, a place gets overrun with dudes? If you’re a single lady right now, you should be hangin’ at 7-Eleven all day, and having pops at the Port Hole all night. Fish in a barrel – I tell ya, ladies, fish in a barrel!

There’s a long-running joke about LBI’s guy/girl ratio in the wintertime, and this winter that’s even further skewed in favor of the fairer sex. They could be having a flirtatious field day.