You have heard of brain freeze, I am sure. It is brought on by cold temperatures and cold ice cream. However, I bet you are not familiar with brain toast. With the recent temperatures hovering in the 90s, I am suffering from brain toast. Even though my office is comfortable, thanks to air conditioning, my thoughts seem to be stuck inside my head.

For example, I have been thinking of the newest fad in maternity wear. True, I had three kids who are now adults, and I wore maternity clothes.