Cell phones are now the ultimate means of exchanging fishing news. Considering how intimate we’ve become with our cell phones, I need to now tenderly touch on a bodily zone near and dear to the hearts of all men and, to a far lesser degree, their spouses.
Yes, I’m alluding to those dangling repositories for the family jewels. Alarmingly, there might be an unwanted degree of intimacy between cell phones within one’s pants pockets and one’s adjacent private parts.
According to those in the genitalia know, radiation might be leaking out of your cell phone and easing over to toy around with your tender tools.
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