I’ll commence by bemoaning the overplaying of hurricanes, referencing Lee of a Thousand Spaghetti Strands.

It is never wise to understate cyclones as dangerous as Lee, but the cacophony issued from a growing gaggle of weather forecasters has become disorienting. Dozens atop dozens of worldwide meteorologists, both learned and self-appointed, now make their hurricane thoughts known. They often magically appear on social media, many using YouTube livestreaming to make their predictive presence known.

To attract “views,” the emerging army of forecasters uses click baits.