Well, it seems I’m no longer a full-blown fellow American, despite my devout, Taliban-targeting, gun-totting, ground-worshipping, Born in the U.S.A. nationalism. In fact, it seems I’m attached to the American fabric by one badly frayed thread.
I was crudely advised of my shaky homeland status while obediently trying to renew my NJ driver’s license.
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