CARP FIGHT TURNS VIRAL: Herpes is the kiss of death for carp. Unlike humans, who haul herpes around like a bad tattoo, carp quickly go belly up when infected … purposely. This is gonna take some explaining.

Down Australia way, that nation’s pride-and-joy River Murray is in a bad eco way. And at 1,558 miles in length, that’s saying a lot. The Murray is Australia’s Mississippi, Nile, Amazon, Yangtze … you get the drift.