With so much undesired spare time on my wi-fi laptop hands, I’ve been eyeing the e-news more than my actionless spiked rods. (Yes, I’ve actually been bait fishing – sorta. See below.)

Despite being a newsman for well over 30 years, I’ve developed this odd loathing of newsy news. Proof: I’m reading the news in my truck and couldn’t give a camel’s ass that nuclear talks with the Islamic Republic of Iran have broken down.