“On Sunday morning, I returned a dropspin with a flabjack, right past the kitchen on a rally, and we pickled ’em good.”

OK, I don’t know exactly what the means, but as of this summer, I am launching my own lifestyle apparel brand, based on LBI living. It will be called “Dillball,” and I feel like our growing pickleball community is going to be more excited about it than an Overhead Slam off a Groundshot.