RAGE ON – AND OFF: I was introduced to a website offering ways to avoid road rage. Even before clicking on it, I suspected that holding a Glock .45 caliber handgun up to the driver’s side window while smiling like Jack Nicholson would not be among the more acceptable ways of quelling road rage, despite its proven effectiveness.

The website first asks me to define rage. That’s easy: IT’S FRICKIN’ RAGE! WTF DO YOU THINK IT IS!?

There, that felt good. Shall we continue?

The essence of the site is to help patience-challenged motorists sidestep road rage.

As to why we should circumnavigate road rage, it’s a little bit philosophical and a little bit rock ‘n’ roll – by…