I had just watched another episode of Animal Planet’s high-flying “Treehouse Masters” series when I read about a ruckus in Miami, where a media-dubbed “hippie grandmother” was being put upon by the city for living in a treehouse … since 1992.

Shawnee Chasser, 65, is a bona fide, red-white-and-blue-blooded hippie, having vociferously protested the Vietnam War before standing up, bralessly, for women’s rights back in the day.