Welcome to the year 2013. For any time travelers, welcome back.

Of course, there’s no such thing as time travel, nor shall there ever be. We can determine that, logically, because nobody has come back yet; thusly, it shan’t happen, ever – unless we must first reach the future, at least once, before coming back in time. Therefore and ergo, it might be that we simply haven’t reached that future time-travel launch point, ergo and therefore …