I’ve been duly alerted to humanized cows being raised around the world, including the America heartland. These cows are being manually beefed up on human cells. Ostensibly, the manly cattle in America are most often being genetically engineered with human DNA to produce human antibodies, whether the cows like it or not.

Within the sudden mishmash of cells inside a cow, there is an active uncertainty over whether or not they are human or bovine. It’s so controversial that individual cells are arguing over it.

Cell 1: “I say we are all absolutely human.”

Cell 2: “Mooo.”

Cell 1: “The hell you say!”

While I’m having a hard time grasping the way a humanized cow can eventually cure the ugly likes of Parkinson’s disease…