I have to begin by touching on a couple newsy things, just for the non-angling hell of it.
I was a bit let down when Hillary Clinton rather passively announced she’s running for president. I was so hoping she’d go balls out and announce she’s running for queen.
He’ll, I’m gonna vote for the Hill-ster. I don’t give a rat’s tail feathers about her political philosophy. I just think it’s cool the way our nation is now willing to try out just about any angle for president.
Oh, I wouldn’t go big on voting in Chris Christie just so we, as a country, can bandy about the tubbiest president…
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