I have to begin by touching on a couple newsy things, just for the non-angling hell of it.

I was a bit let down when Hillary Clinton rather passively announced she’s running for president. I was so hoping she’d go balls out and announce she’s running for queen.

He’ll, I’m gonna vote for the Hill-ster. I don’t give a rat’s tail feathers about her political philosophy. I just think it’s cool the way our nation is now willing to try out just about any angle for president.

Oh, I wouldn’t go big on voting in Chris Christie just so we, as a country, can bandy about the tubbiest president…