DON’T BUG ME: I’m a proud pescatarian, going on 50 years now. That technically means I rely on fish as my prime protein. By proper and permissible extension, I can also savor seafood of many a sort since there is no such thing as a seafoodatarian. Naturally, my diet strictly excludes meat, poultry and, uh, snails, which fall somewhere in between, somewhere unpleasant.

As might be expected, a prim and proper pescetarian diet will seemingly exclude insects of any ilk. Or will it?