I’m pretty sure I’ve been watching the World Cup. I’m sorry but it’s the only sporting event where I actually snap to when commercials come on. Still, I’m the first to admit that this lengthy event is far and away the most celebrated sporting happening in the world. As to what’s being celebrated, I’m still working on that aspect.

To me, watching soccer is a lot like fishing for striped bass with bunker heads. Apparently, there’s a lot to be said for it – and, every week or so, a “Score!!!”

Out of nationalistic necessity, I duly viewed the USA playing Portugal. In fact, I watched it to the bitter end.