I’m sort of short-winded this week. Yes, I of over-verbalness – more than once cited by the word police for offering columns exceeding the posted limits – am running on empty, which tangentially begs the question of whether or not it’s still called “empty” when an electric vehicle runs out of power. Anyone?
I’m calorically immersed in what is playing out as a poor mullet run. Many of us net throwers wait all year for this chance to let the holes fly – seeing a net is a series of holes tied…
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