It’s been over a decade since I was in a relationship – or had any desire to be. Being single is not the most opportunistic place for someone at age 50. 

It seems the suitors you may desire are in many ways out of your league as far as age (too young) or have an extremely large amount of baggage, which could consist of one or a combination of the following: children, debt, jealously insane exes, probation or parole officers, assorted addictions, bad health or owning a half dozen animals that…