So, we’re two weeks into this new year and I have been actively keeping up with all my resolutions. Wanna hear about them?
Too bad.
This weekend I traded in my trusty 12-year-old VW station wagon for a Hummer, which I drove directly to Walmart, where I bought three cases of bottled water. I specifically wanted the cases that were on the top shelf, so I asked an obviously pregnant employee who just had her schedule cut back to 34 hours if she would climb up there and get them.
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