Overheard These Days

By STAFF | Jun 19, 2019

Surf City — … in Surf City:

Man to son, through outdoor shower door: “When you’re done, just be sure to turn the water all the way off, nice and tight!”


Guy to friend, going to get a drink: “Any flavor, but nothing green!”


Woman to coworker: “I’m talking about a blood clot traveling to your heart, and you’re talking about a freaking wedding.”


… at Stafford Founder’s Day:

Newly crowned Little Town Crier: “On my first try!”


Man to daughter: “To ‘found’ something doesn’t mean finding it. It’s, like, to ‘establish’ it.”


… blaring from car windows at traffic lights:

“What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger” by Kelly Clarkson

“Chicken Fried” by Zac Brown Band

“Help Me Rhonda” by the Beach Boys

“Yeah!” by Usher


… at the Sandbox Café, Ship Bottom:

Man to dad: “Now sit your ass down, it’s Father’s Day.”

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